We all Have Weird Habits

We all have weird habits,
I am no exception

I pluck out my eyelashes
Whenever I wear mascara,
It’s awful because
I love luscious lashes.

I scream every time
Someone pops a balloon.
The unexpected noise
Always gets me

I have ADD
With my rings.
I take them off,
Then put them back on
And do the same thing again

And whenever I paint my nails,
I pick off the polish,
And soon as they dry
and re-paint them again.

But what my family makes fun of me the most
is the way I sneeze.
You know how you can feel a sneeze coming?

Well, whenever I get that
tickling sensation inside my nose,
I scrunch up my face
and stick my tongue
out as far as it can go.

Then I wait with my eyes closed,
usually for a couple of seconds.
Those seconds are enough
to make people stare at my face.

I bet you can imagine
how ridiculous I look.
My eyes nothing but slivers
and my tongue is touching my chin.

But I can’t help it
it’s just a natural reaction for me.